Check Cashin’ Lil Flyy

Music to raise the rent to.

Line City Properties Purveyors of fine wireframe residences · Est. Chapter One

presents

RENT RAISER

“Congratulations: You Now Do Nothing And Earn Everything”

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An idle landlord-tycoon game for your phone. It will think less of you for playing it well.

The proposition

It collects itself.

Rent fills a bar. You tap the bar. Money appears. You will be told this is a game, and it is, in the sense that you will do it for six hours and call it relaxing.

Every figure on this page is climbing while you read it. That is not a bug in the website. That is the product.

try clicking literally anything. we mean it. — m.

Line City in the game: a dark road running to the horizon across a tiled plain, wireframe cube buildings alongside it, a pencil skyline and a pale sun under a teal sky.

Hey there! Welcome to the property business.

Features

Everything Goes Up

An idle empire in three taps. The line goes up while you play, while you don’t play, and — thanks to our team of professionals — while you specifically promise yourself you’ll stop playing.

Tap. Collect. Repeat.

Rent fills a bar. You tap the bar. Money appears. Ten buildings, from a $50 Rundown Duplex to the $1,000,000,000 Titan Spire.

Idle loop

Hire managers. They handle everything.

Auto-collect even when you’re away. Offline earnings at 50%. You literally cannot stop earning. We checked.

Passive income

Three upgrade tracks.

Amenities, Structure, Marketing — ten levels each. Global upgrades stack all profits from ×3 to ×77. “Board game sold separately.”

Number engine

Numbers past pronunciation.

K, M, B, T, Qa, Qi, Sx, Sp, Oc, No, Dc… then the game politely switches to $1.23e36 and keeps going.

$1.23e36

great energy so far, team. keep it exactly like this. — m.

Portfolio

The Residences

Ten addresses along one hand-inked highway, presented in ascending order of price. Each has been rendered by our architects in pencil, at considerable expense, and is available to anyone. Anyone with money.

You may notice the palette maturing as the prices ascend. Our colorists call this patina. It is not dirt.

Specifications

The Particulars

Every figure below is accurate. We checked, reluctantly.

The portfolio
Ten residences, ascending from $50 to $1,000,000,000.
Improvements
Three upgrade tracks — Amenities, Structure, Marketing — ten levels each.
Staff
Managers collect rent even when you’re away.
Overnight service
Offline earnings accrue at 50%. The buildings do not sleep; you may.
Growth
Global upgrades stack all profits from ×3 to ×77. “On a finite planet. Somehow.”
Construction
Hand-inked wireframe. Two-point perspective, 2px lines, no 3D engine.
Climate
75-second days. Automatic rain with lightning; pedestrians shelter inside your buildings.
Music
Sixteen tracks in day and night editions, from Humble beginnings to Peak capitalism (ominous).
Arithmetic
K, M, B, T, Qa, Qi, Sx, Sp, Oc, No, Dc… then scientific notation.
Recreation
Press R. We won’t explain.

Appointments

Amenities & Appointments

Every residence is appointed to the very highest standard we were prepared to pay for.

  • ‘Award-winning.’ We made the award.
  • Wellness room. Crying closet with branding.
  • ‘Open concept.’ We removed a closet.
  • Gray paint everywhere. It’s called ‘greige’ now.
  • Concierge service. Also the maintenance guy.
  • ‘Resort-style living.’ Resort not included.
  • Fitness center. One treadmill. Broken.
  • ‘Gated community.’ Gate works sometimes.
  • ‘Penthouse collection.’ Top 4 floors. All penthouses.
  • New toilet seat. The luxury of sitting.
  • ‘Boutique living.’ It’s 12 units.
  • Virtual tour hides the smell.

Personnel

Meet our Property Managers

Rent collects itself — even when you’re away. These professionals see to that. They have been with Line City Properties for some time and have stopped asking questions, which we value.

Hover any member of staff. They will tell you something. We have asked them not to.

Residents

And the people who live there.

Every residence comes with residents. This is, we are told, unavoidable. They have been informed of the new rate and have taken the news in a spirit of…

Look — they’re fine. They have coffee. They have somewhere to be. One of them has a tote bag that we have been asked not to photograph.

They are not, technically, a feature. We just thought you should see them before you buy the building.

do we have to include this section. asking sincerely. — m.

Enquiries

Join the waiting list.

Artificial scarcity, included.

Your email will be used to notify you, and to feel exclusive.

Norm, the crow, at the foot of the page, looking thoroughly disgusted with this entire website.

“Congratulations, I guess. You won. Whatever this is.”

— Norm, former tutorial mentor. Does not endorse this development.